I am not Australian (too bad, I know). But if I were, here's a few things I would be worried about: cane toads overrunning my house, radiation from Japan's nuclear reactors, the Wallabies getting embarrassed at the Rugby World Cup, or getting killed by snakes, spiders, bogans, Jacki Weaver, sharks, etc. One thing I'd most likely not lose any sleep over would be the unlikely prospect of my country being invaded by a million-man army from a bunch of Asian countries in the middle of the night. But hey, we Americans didn't worry about the Russians invading back in the 80s, and look what happened in Red Dawn. If it wasn't for our patriotic Wolverines and heroes like Patrick Swayze and Charlie Sheen, we'd all be speaking Russian, comrades.
|Yeah, let's go camping in "Hell." Sounds safe and all...|
|No radio, no power, no phones, no YouTube cat videos. The shit's really hit the fan now.|
|Parents are annoying anyway. Maybe concentration camps aren't so bad after all.|
|Everything in Australia is dangerous. Even lawnmowers. Especially lawnmowers.|
|Goddamn Commies hating our freedoms.|
|You can liberate me anytime you want, Ellie.|
TL;DR - Australia does Red Dawn but with less Charlie Sheen and more hot girls with guns - 7.5/10