Chances are you've heard of a guy named Ridley Scott. The director behind classics like Alien, Gladiator, and Blade Runner. It's likely you don't hear much about his younger brother Tony Scott, who's got a respectable amount of movies under his belt, even though he mostly specializes in big budget action movies and lighter fare compared to his big bro. All is good though, since it's a well known fact that once you've seen a Tony Scott movie, you'll be able to identify any of his other movies without going on Wikipedia and cheating. You'll be a Trivial Pursuit champ. Just remember: loud, fast, action and pace. That's what the guy goes for, and what he usually ends up with.
|Captain Kirk and Detective Alonzo Harris... I mean, Chris Pine and Denzel trying to avert disaster.|
|Is it bad that I found myself cheering for the train to smash as much stuff as possible?|
|Rosario Dawson didn't even have a bikini scene. Tony Scott, please... Step. Up. Your. Game.|
|777 kicking ass and taking names.|
TL;DR - Denzel and Captain Kirk do their best to try and prove the film's title wrong - 7.5/10