Bruce Willis has been a pretty dependable guy when it comes to action movies. Sure, he's done his share of weak movies like The Kid and that craptacular Hudson Hawk, but one look at his resume shows he's been faithful to the shooting/punching/stabbing school of film. After all, the guy coined "Yippy-kay-yay motherf*cker!" as his catchphrase. Anyways, the Red trailer looked promising enough: a good cast, decent action scenes, and some funny lines. I regretted not catching it while it was in theaters, so on to the DVD it was.
|Bald Bruce Willis is best Bruce Willis.|
|Yeah, Malkovich is wearing a plastic bag. No one knows why.|
|Is it weird that picture is actually kind of hot?|
|John Malkovich with a stuffed pink pig. Pretty tame stuff by his standards...|
TL;DR - Eternally bald Bruce Willis and his retiree posse bust plenty of caps, but leave you wanting for more - 7/10