Despite the awkward title, Unlawful Entry is not a movie about prison rape. It sounds like it, but it isn't. So rest assured. Instead, it tells the story of a happily married couple, Michael Carr (Kurt Russell) and wife Karen (Madeleine Stowe). The Carrs are average yuppies, living in the rich part of town when their normal lives are interrupted by a home invasion. Michael hears the noise, grabs a golf club (no gun? what a noob) and goes to investigate. A robber has broken into their house through a sky light, and they start to fight. Eventually, the bad guy takes Karen hostage with a knife to her throat, only to make good his escape, leaving the Carrs unharmed but scared to hell. Worse, it leaves Michael feeling powerless and like a sissy for not having done better against the guy.
|Hear intruder in middle of night. WAT DO?|
|Mackin' on married hoes. All in a day's work for Ray Liotta.|
|Don't judge a book by its cover, unless the cover screams "I'm a dirty, crooked, murdering cop."|
TL;DR - Officer Ray Liotta is in ur house, stealing your wivez - 7/10