What is there to be said about the best summer movie to be released in a long while? Piranha is one and a half hours of absolutely ridiculous and hilarious bad acting, violence, gore and and hot babes. It is the furthest thing possible from a pretentious, artsy serious film. It is a fun, stupid movie that knows exactly what it is that makes people laugh and have a good time in front of the tube.
|I'd let piranhas attack me if it meant Elizabeth Shue would patch me up...|
|Kelly Brook in a movie about killer fish eating mostly naked people. A must watch.|
|Ving Rhames killing piranhas WITH A BOAT MOTOR.|
The main problem with Piranha is that it ends too damn fast. I was left wanting to see more of the frenzied destruction, and more Abercrombie-wearing bros getting eaten alive. More Ving Rhames. More Kelly Brook (not that it's lacking in this department). Hopefully there will be a decent sequel with more of the same.
tl;dr: killer fish, boobs, and bros getting eaten. it's hilarious - 9/10